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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

BRYCE

We made you a little something. Complete the quests below. 25 letters for your 25th birthday. Collect your letters, and unlock the final prize. Some quests are... harder than others. Good luck, commander.

0 / 8 LETTERS FOUND

Complete quests to collect letters. Then enter the password.

🎉   QUEST COMPLETE   🎉

You did it. Now text Nathan and Ian the following message to claim your prize:

"I'm a slimy little boy and I want my goodies"

No shortcuts. Send the exact message. They're waiting.

Happy birthday mate. You deserve it. 🎂

AVAILABLE QUESTS

#01 LETTER: ? 📝

FILL IN THE BLANKS

You know the story. Fill in the gaps. Prove it.

#02 LETTER: ? 💀

SKILL CHECK

Hit the zone. Don't miss. 10 in a row.

#03 LETTER: ? 🎵

THE MYSTERY SONG

You'll know it when you hear it. Listen carefully.

#04 LETTER: ? 💬

THE ARCHIVES

Classified Discord logs. The truth is in there somewhere.

#05 LETTER: ? 🛡️

INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING

Log in and retrieve your orders. The intel won't read itself.

#06 LETTER: ? 🌐

LOST IN TRANSLATION

Something was said. Something important. Decode the message.

#07 LETTER: ?

RIDING THE RIDDLER

The riddler has a name. Two words. Fill in the blanks.

#08 LETTER: ? ⏱️

QUICK FIRE ROUND

5 seconds per question. How well do you know yourself?

#09 LETTER: ? 🎯

PERFECT TIMING

Stop the clock at exactly ten seconds. Feel it.

#10 LETTER: ? 🗺️

COORDINATES

Find the exact location of the first wienering. You were there.

#11 LETTER: ? 📅

DIGITAL ARCHAEOLOGY

When did you create each account? The timestamps don't lie.

#12 LETTER: ? 🎮

THE COUNTING GAME

Click fast. Count well. Prove you have what it takes.

#13 LETTER: ? 📐

FACTOR THIS

A simple polynomial. You learned this in school. Probably.

#14 LETTER: ? ✍️

SPELL CHECK

Five words. Simple spelling. What could go wrong?

#15 LETTER: ? 📷

SCREENSHOT ARCHIVES

Unearthed from your Steam library. You know the one.

#16 LETTER: ? 📄

FILE INTELLIGENCE

Find a PDF. Not just any PDF. A very specific size.

#17 LETTER: ? 👺

GOBLIN INTELLIGENCE

20 questions. Perfect score required. No hints.

#18 LETTER: ? 🖱️

CATCH THE BUTTON

It doesn't want to be clicked. Can you catch it?

#19 LETTER: ? 🤖

IMPOSSIBLE CAPTCHA

Select all squares containing the minion. Good luck.

#20 LETTER: ? 🔴

DEAD MAN'S SWITCH

Five minutes. Don't stop clicking.

#21 LETTER: ? 🎙️

WORD COUNTER

How many times does he say it? Count the words in the video.

#22 LETTER: ? ⌨️

TYPING PROTOCOL

120 WPM. 100% accuracy. 60 seconds. You've got this.

#23 LETTER: ? 🟡

MINION CENSUS

Count them all. They won't sit still. Good luck.

#24 LETTER: ? 📱

STORY SEARCH

Two questions. The answers are in the stories. Go look.

#25 LETTER: ? 🪙

LUCKY STREAK

Five heads in a row. Simple. Straightforward. Easy.